My ex (+es) must all hate me
Maybe I should think more about others. just realized it’s not always just about me 25 years too late.
I love it when I’m driving alone, putting my current favorite song on repeat and singing my heart out.
I don’t understandwhy some people just don’t know how to queue.
I lose my cool whenever i look at you. (wow, that was a good one, huh ;))
People say I’m(please fill in the blank)
Love is too much work for me.
i need a rest.
Somewhere, someoneis trying to take over the world.
I will always want to know why.
Forever istoo long for me.
I never wantto remember some parts of my past.
I think the current US Presidentis having a ball.
When I wake up in the morning,i go back to sleep. until i wake up again. and sleep again. and wake up again. until god knows how many times.
My pasthas started to make sense now.
I get annoyedwhen i have to repeat my words too many times.
Parties arenot my cup of tea.
My dogis yet to be found
My cat had stupid names.
Kisses are the best whenyou least expected it.
Tomorrow,is another today.
I really want to throw up now. really, i do.
I have low tolerance forpeople who cut queues.